Invention Of Man

God was undoubtedly the first inventor of man, and laid out

his scheme to the angels and said, umm not a bad plan

He formed man into a creature quite statuesque

and then said to himself, well he’s not too grotesque

God had too many pieces and wondered what to do

so he stuck on bits of glue and stuff and created something new

He breathed the breath of life into the mans faultless body

and then he noticed his work was a little sloppy

God looked at man, and said that would be explained

but first I’ll call you Adam, so therefore that’ll be your name

Adam’s flawless body enchanted him so

apart from the droopy thing hanging down below 

God decided he needed company, and so Eve was born;

she was the most heavenly creature but looked so forlorn

God always intended for Adam to have a wife

but when he coupled them together he realized there’d be strife

Adam gazed at Eve and realized he was quite warm;

his droopy thing was doing tricks, oy veh was that the norm?

Eve asked God if there was something for her pain

And he said don’t worry my sweetheart

 I’ve bestowed upon you the brains